Since nothing worth poo without pics, todays project was troubleshooting a no crank no start issue that's been haunting me on this.
Wify would say, car don't start, I'd go out and check it later, vaaroom.
So yeah. after a bit though we got it stuck in the no start mode, and with her behind the wheel trying to start, there wasn't even the click click of a solenoid. (which, is what I thought it was going to be)
Told her to fiddle with the pedal, see if maybe clutch switch.
vaaaroom. She said it started when she lifted off the pedal.
hmmm
you tracking on this? so it starts with the clutch up but not when it's depressed.
that's some kind of wtf to me.
fast forward another week or so, same deal, no start.
Other issues with my swedish car so sits for a while.
yesterday I start poking at it again, looking for the clutch switch. Im all like.. the heck, no clutch switch, but hm, clearly something is switching.
internetting commences.
Germans... well of course.
So i'm partly right.
this car should have 2 clutch switches, it's only got 1 though. why. idk. my spidy senses think perhaps this was an SMG car at one point that had a manual conversion? you can code the second switch out so..
in anycase, no i know i'm looking for a non-clutch-switch-looking-thingamabobber
find it, and a janky looking jumper

Its not crimped in, not nothing. just kinda poked into the top of a connector. jesus holding it in place?
so yeah, this is the one clutch switch i do have

that's a funny looking switch you might say, and you'd be right.
it's all magnetic. and as anyone that knows anything knows, magnets are magic
it goes alongside the master cylinder.
shown with my new fancy soldered on jumper.

wheres my 'i dont always solder, but when i do i like to do it contorted under the dash' meme?
so yeah. starts with the clutch down now.
oh, side project
all this garbage wiring in my face blocking my view of the pedals. Some radar detector thing that I'm sure was cool as sh** back in 2002 but that doesnt work with our modern tech and now is more of a supermarket automatic door detector which is far less cool.
sensors in the front bumper, sensors in the rear bumper, nobs and such in the knee bolster, and LEDs up by the radio. I mean i'm sure that was a pricy install but... you sir need to go.
oh, side project #2
got to get this stupid wire thats run out the firewall and under the trim and.. now i have to remove my airbox cover. oh shoot... yeah, it has been a minute #desertlife ? legit, the sand out here gets everywhere. It's blows, mini dunes on all my window sills. piles of sand in the hamper. gritty coffee. hmm. you grow fond of it.
mkay... a good hot bath and some new oil and she's prettier than a 20 dollar who...